Joe Rogan Experience- Bill Burr
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Hello family man hello sir good to see you real good to see it to we just talk about like you have two kids now you have a real family you gotta get an suv yeah oh yeah we had something but just once you get the two car seats in the back and then you know withall the shit for the kids and then all the shit your wifehas all of the sudden is just like oh i know understand yeah which was a long like blazor and you look at that thing like who the fuck needs all of that unless you like almost and thats where you live but then you like oh i get it you get if you have three four kids if you definitely need one you definitely need one they always bring a budget shit with them two they wanna bring stuff sorry you have dev yeah have to room for a toy or this or that those tesla ones you are talking about those are great that the x with the crazy doors yeah the lambo doors yeah thats a dope if youre seen them dance now tiffany hatish had one shes in the back of the company store i heard that she said it to dance so she puts music on it and the wing start going up in the car starts are turnand left and right its actually pretty bad as yeah fun she is one of the most fun people ive ever hung out with so ii would i wish i was i wish i was there for that she had the covid she had it she got it over she kick she kicked it im surprised more comics didnget the way were shaking hands and meeting people have to shows um yeah i sum ii get my i have the kids where i get test so i was i suming yeah base j okeson got it he had it feels weird to be talking about people that have it yeah i know a lot of people who got it yeah i know about nine you like name a names like joe mccarity open yeah oh theyre fine now well i like people who had it now cause they have the antibodies they think they can like walk on fire its like do this thing is a brand new thing i dont know if you want to be testing you know i got a body my uh ended up getting it and then he was just like oh they i got tested i got the antibodies so now i think he feels like hes bulletproof so they dont even know if you can catch it again they dont they really have no idea well people are gonna find out yeah were find out yeah because i when i was driving over here i actually got into a moderate level of traffic on the highway like im notice thats just at some point i mean considering people are just kind of doing what they want to do and a lot of people were after two weeks everyone just sort of depending on where your ego was i can not go fuck to me this is all fucking something im gonna go outside those people they just kept a going so now i just feel like well you can have sixty percent of the population go broke because less than one percent has something yeah so i dont know i think wejust gonna just go back i think were just gonna go back and if you get it you get it and if you die you die and if you dont you dont and then eventually theyre gonna get theyre gonna get something thatll slower down or stop it or something like his itslows down youfucking immune system theyll tell you gotdamn thing about that theyll tell you how to take care your mute system theres no word about that putamask god wash your hands no ones telling you sleep more drinkwater take vitems theres none of that yeah i know this one guy brought up vitamin d and his big podcast then you couldnt find it anymore did you like fucking oprah when she attacked the meat industry i just saw a click on this guy on robin right course i didneven research so what that who the guy was was i take five day a woman thats such a much i pay attention then i go i got a fucking help food store its all gone and there something is boot like vitamin d was like vitamin d plus something like what what is that what is that i know that that that probably gonna make me catch it so huh i just take vitamin c and i try to get it i were sleep and i been i been doing a pretty good job of a a pretty antisocial like a lot of comic so i havent had a problem see the way for memory that he is my wife i quarantine in my house like my wife so you guys can sit down and have dinner with us some always open to.
From alone no one can hurt me wow just left over childhood shit just coming from a family alone or so deep feel weird not to send up was having like um i did not miss it at all and but i think that whenever theres something like painful in my life i think that thats what i do is i just i just go i dont care i dont give a fuck its all ii really learned a lot more about myself during this quiet time of not running around and going to airports and kind of sitting with myself and being like wow i thought i was way further down the road working on myself then i was but i have a lot of fucking childhood issues left over i got a loss i what like ii really started like all these puzzle pieces just started comment coming in and i was able to look all the way back where i was to where where i am now and how i got here and these little fucking things that happened to me you know good things in bad that just sort of just knock me down this road that im on it was just sitting alone with a long time yeah well you know my wife was going through you know the third try message you know when we know when that just over it and you like oh god this six weeks to go i really have it now were like oh no um you know ive finally you know get my daughter to bed get her to bed everything was good make sure all the doors were locked and then i was just sort of like why you know all these years are doing stand up im just up at that hour right so i was just sort of you know sitting cannot buy myself like ii i dont know i haven，been watching tv like the news you just brought up three things he see is going on she had a with the fucking fcc whatever he says i dont know what i dont know what is what is tiffa and tipha and they call themselves anti fashion systems and there they wear masks and the carry sticks and helmets and shed and they intimidate people exactly they stop fashes they they use fastissues i like stop fashism yeah and they blocked off i think six blocks of seattle and eclided a police free zone this is occupied by the people of seeadd all in you you cant use money in that police free yeah john im gonna go out on the limit say thats not gonna end well something and well at all thats the only thing is gonna keep it from ending badly is its yadls kind of a fucked up city they tolerate a lot of homellessness i have got a lot of weird loss like there its a its a um i forget the way its describe i think its a mutual combat state thats what subscribe so look if youre in front of a cop save a save on a cop and you and jamy decide to do get out.you can just say you want to fight mother fucker and you go yeah I want to fight and the cops will let you fight because its some while west mining shit from like the fuckin 16 settled it like man the books yeah no lawsuits I like it you can do get out in the middle the street。 Its very dangerous though people getting knocked out on the street is fucking terrifying because they fall they hit their head theygounconscious then theres no ref to stop those last nine hammershes i think the capture supposed to do that capture supposed to act as a refreid to this videos of guys getting into street fights in seattle and capture standing around watching yeah its really weird in front i dont never pro if two people are willing to do it and they are uh they know the risks you know if you get hit you gonna fall and crack you head on the back of the the curb there is i mean lot of my drunk though they dont know the risks there was one of em this is this kid uh i think is last phodoor i think carlos phodoor hes a mmafeder and he would dress up a superhero what see see you can find out what it remember is name anyway he actually knew how to fight and he was dress like a superhero so hekind of bading people to fuck with them hes walking on the street and these guys fuck with them they laris they decided to go out and then you know hes bouncing around like a real profider start slamon leg kicks in on this guy he see his guys face like oh my god what the fuck of i signed up for. Is just some drunk asshole and some do dress like a superhero ii dont have any simple deep for those people call i think call themselves if i saw guy walking around dress like a superhero i be like that guys out of his fucking mind and i would give him a wide bird yeah hoping he was on his way to his place of cloud whatever the whatever is on his way home to his ice house is on the way to the backcave or yeah but i five was younger uh yeah i might have you know five was standing in a crowd yeah i probably would done some yeah can punch shit like that couple of whiskies in yeah i get my fucking orange wigs slapped off yeah probably sociatl is on its run by a warlord some one fucking dude is apparently according to my friend was run whos a seal was running this entire.
7 block or 6 block areoceaddly spray paint all the Windows on this yeah you know okay talk to me three days its been going on a lot longer than that itbe fine。 You think some what is gonna happen do you think this war loads what is hegonna have ten blocks and then eleven and then hes gonna take over all of washington i mean hes gonna run out amend they have guns ok thats a problem the problem is a theyopenly carrying rifles inside this six block i know but they need to eat ok and then no supplies are gonna get in that seven blocks theys gonna wait em out or they gonna come in with superior fire power and its not gonna end well joe i dont think itgonna end well im just ii dont know how is gonna end alright lets lets sene lets get the scenario ok alright how many bodies whats the over under four people die how many are there how many of them are there as a thousands i think thousands and youre going with four thats a good number thats like a vegas number we like fuck they was picked the perfect way go over i go under this its subprices right i dont have any fucking people are in there but the photos that i saw the places packed filled with people like like theyjust get now of a chapel show look at this this is the people they took city hall oh they took city hall they own city hall now now most of them are white so i dont see the staying power of this wait what did you say they open the door for them yeah they gave them city hall so this is city hall theyre walking into right now yeah this is yeah well this is gonna be funny now when they get in and they dont know what to do let me hear some volume this jamie wanna here with the fuck there.
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Performing there but some of the jamesde core i love i my favorite things is doing this business should on jamie missadi he knows i love him body bill bar bad black lines lot a matter body donburn down my club yes please body this business is always been weird like that this always now thats why you are the kid can do cuz you got outside of it but you totally init and they cant they cant get you they cant get you iii you dont pipeline upsome stories here being in the matrix i wont get into em but its the same its just the same old corporations only know how to do business one fucking way and well just they push their advantage they push their advantage they have their leverage and they want the biggest pipe slice the pie thats thats what they i dont have a problem with that its when they go beyond that and they just straight up steel are they still in free right then everybodydoes every time you get business with like corporges this is how it works its like the check ok wearing business to make money from them and then you get in business with them and then the check goes to the corporate guy and then you get your cut off of his checkbook so right there i am immediately in a situation where is no way i can still from him but he can robme fuck in blind right and he can add a bunch of expenses on the things that front and loaded expenses to make it look like theylosing money and yeah they hollywould accounting yeah yeah no its stealing its stealing is what it is they just call it hollywouldaccounting but its but its not hollywood accounting its its corporate accounting itscumbag accounting thats just in its how they do it and they sleep it night then they always have oh thats over in the accounting section of the building not over here were me in my yutter im like artist friendly you know i majored in fucking liberal arts in college well was really interesting when podcast started to take off they started to try to get in with the old model and weasel into podcasts and by pieces of podcast and like if you call your deal that your deal is gonna is if you think the fucking industry is gonna sit back when they didnget to whattheybeek on that thing im gonna tell every young comic when we get back to this shit is what theyre gonna do now is what the music industry did what they signed it started signing straight across the board deals theygonna get some young kid whos got no power in the business and is just like you know will help you create a podcast you know was signed with so self blobline what theygonna do is they gonna own the podcast the advertising money is gonna go to them and they gonna rob them fucking blind percent they gonna hundred percent one hundred percent gonna fucking steel from them rob them fucking blind and then when they get audited and they get caught stealing they gonna label that kid that young comic difficult to work with meaningdifficult to steel from thats its already happening yeah uh i know guys who young guys want name names but they come out to make a hey um the unsigned this manager company they want to sign me but they want a piece of my podcast no they want a piece of this and they they want that theres no reason theres no reason yeah you gotta tell people that you get it tell all right you gotta people do not dont give up anything dont give up anything dont ever tell you cause theyre not gonna do anything for it they what theyre gonna do is move the ball quicker that first fucking two years and then the rest is all gonna be you if you just hang in there in s in struggle a little bit like aa you got a ground you just gonna hang in there keep going i get a lot of offers to buy half of the podcast or to buy p and i nothing i would i woni wont do it i wont never do it but then spotify came along and they said well give you a license in deal so just put it on our network yeah but you still own it right my god will and thats thats why we did it that way but this this comic that i want name he was telling me that is this management company they want to sign him they wanted to own a.Piece of is podcast forever and i mean what that eventually will become yeah cause what theyve gonna look at it is they gonna make it like if you started a podcast while you which this manager or why with this a agent will be like back in the day when you book to sitcom exactly and then if you left the agency of the manager throughout the lifetime of that sitcom you own the commission to them exactly but back then that you needed them to do that you dont need them for the podcast but theyre going to do that so then youre gonna leave this manager.
and then for the rest you fuck in life you can be paying this never rending alemony yeah I mean theyb guys eventually theyll try to take 五十六十 I own your Podcast uh huh managers will start our agents will start Podcast networks because theres nobody。